The Prettiest Girl in the World

Punz

If Rumor Willis’ roommates wanted to give her a nickname…and Rumor Willis’ friends wanted to give her a nickname….and they wanted it to be the same word, what would it be?

*ǝıɯooɹ

Last night at work I tried to imagine what Jessica Lange would say whenever I was in the middle of small talk with a customer. Two women were sitting at their table discussing an ex-boyfriend moving on and seeming very happy with his new girlfriend, to which I interjected:

“Grapes are their sweetest just before they rot”

and then I winked..

Needless to say, it was a success and I’m going to continue Jessica Langing.