The Prettiest Girl in the World

"the rillest"
I swear to god

I swear to god

Punz

If Rumor Willis’ roommates wanted to give her a nickname…and Rumor Willis’ friends wanted to give her a nickname….and they wanted it to be the same word, what would it be?

*ǝıɯooɹ

Life imitating art

Last night at work I tried to imagine what Jessica Lange would say whenever I was in the middle of small talk with a customer. Two women were sitting at their table discussing an ex-boyfriend moving on and seeming very happy with his new girlfriend, to which I interjected:

“Grapes are their sweetest just before they rot”

and then I winked..

Needless to say, it was a success and I’m going to continue Jessica Langing.

She is a virgo.

She is a virgo.

yes

yes

Replay arrows for me, are like Supersize suggestions to the “Supersize me” guy

Replay arrows for me, are like Supersize suggestions to the “Supersize me” guy

You decide

You decide

Patrick Wanis

Patrick Wanis

take me there

take me there

Hold me

Hold me